Have you ever been to Jamaica, or any other Caribbean Island? While the other thousands of islands are very different from Jamaica, there is one thing that is the same, a tourist can get Mary Jane. I am proud to say I have never participated in any form of non pharmaceutical drug use, and I don't usually condone them, but here is a great story about a vacation gone wrong.
Three of my regulars, whom shall not be named, went to Jamaica on a cruise. Upon arrival, they decided it would be a great idea to purchase some weed. I don't know if you are familiar with Jamaica, but there are two different kinds a Taxi cabs, the ones with black license plates don not necessarily take you where you want to go. They purposely got in a black plated cab and after a hour car ride, ended up being blindfolded and led through said plants to a nice house. This wasn't as bad as you might think. They described it as a huge party with free Red Strip, cheap weed, hot girls, and a bunch of black guys who thought they were Bob Marley. After six hours worth of drinking, partying, and I am sure other festivities, they were ready to go to the hotel. What was not told to them was that it was a one way cab ride, and a three hour walk to the nearest bus stop to get back to port.
This just goes to show you nothing in life is free or easy. It may be cheap, take a little work and a lot of worry, but at least they made it home right?
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